Man Up Cream 

A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.

Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....

Man Up Cream by a tru LAD August 12, 2011

curry cream pie 

An Indian Woman's Hot Wet Pussy

"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"

curry cream pie by Maltese Hanson April 26, 2008

ice cream 

A game you play with your friends wherein a person makes a fist to represent the cone and places the fist under a persons chin in an unexpected manner especially when the person is talking or is in another conversation, causing the surprised person to hesitate and awkwardly feeling comfort.

Christian: "I came from the hospital today and i found out i bruised my rib...ouch"
Giselle: "No way!!..how did that happen?"
(Giselle secretly makes a fist)
Christian: "Well i was playinnuummphh..."
(Christian is then unexpectedly interrupted with a fist under his chin hindering him from continuing to talk)
Giselle: "Ice Cream!!!!"
(Awkward silence...Christian is pissed off that he was interrupted but at the same time hesitant to move because the fist under his chin feels so comfortable)

ice cream by Christian/Giselle April 24, 2007

Banana ice cream 

this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)

"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"

Banana ice cream by Steven Salazar 3rd February 9, 2005

Milk n Cream 

When a girl sucks a guys cum, and then the guy sucks the girls breastmilk. The two then make out and swap the disgusting drink in their mouths.

"We ran out of sex positions and we were thirsty so we thought why not? Lets give ourselves a Milk n Cream"

Milk n Cream by Haywood Jablowmy January 3, 2007

Sailors Cream Soda 

An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.

"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."

Sailors Cream Soda by The uffin February 1, 2010

Chris Pee Cream 

A guy with a long dong, full of semen.

Man, I sure like those Chris Pee Creams at the local bar.

Chris Pee Cream by Jay Lo August 9, 2007