Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

Dante x Bongbong by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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No Man Bong's Ride

The all-new sequel of The Outfriend Adventures! This time starring The Bong and No Man Bong.

No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHING AHH!!!

No Man Bong's Ride

No Man Bong's Ride by Bluetext6572 March 24, 2026

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The Human Bong

When you stick a bag of kush inside someone’s butthole, light it up and stick a pvc pipe inside the person ass, and take a long inhale

“Hey dude I broke my bong. You don’t mind I can do The Human Bong on you?”

“Sure man go right ahead.”

“Thanks bro”

The Human Bong by DUDERtheschizo April 3, 2026

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put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"

Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*

put the pot in the bong by Lady Bé November 26, 2020

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