eightteen wheels a burning

skidmarks on your underwear
drag races in your boxers

knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning

by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

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burn some slugs

v. engage in smoking a number of fat, well-stuffed blunts

yoo son you trynna go burn some slugs?

by n1gg4 August 10, 2007

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Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

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rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

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