brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 14, 2014

Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.

"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"

by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019

boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place

All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017

Eat boner

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase

Jeff says “fuck off your trash”

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback

by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021