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everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down
"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner
by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015
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strong boner

Sexual arousal to the highest degree in situations where it would not be comfortable nor appropriate.
A very attractive woman walked into the office, I looked at her and got a strong boner. I was embarrassed (but exited).
by f4000 June 12, 2018
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panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food
"Dude I have a major panda boner"
by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015
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boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
by sexyman10 June 6, 2014
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Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events
Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place
All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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Boner Bait

Any sort of online content that includes some sort of mild sexual content, women in general, or flirting to get people to click on it, give it a like, comment on it etc. Most effective when used on a simp. Used by people to get lots of comments and likes or boost self confidence in some cases.
Woman in a bra using boner bait on a post: "Me or the PS5?"
by Lewis_Bubba March 13, 2021
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