The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.
Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.
The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.
Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.
The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.
Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.
by cunty linguist November 12, 2016
Get the ass hashmug. "It's butt ass cold outside"
"That fire is butt ass hot"
"That was butt ass crazy"
"She is butt ass hott"
"That fire is butt ass hot"
"That was butt ass crazy"
"She is butt ass hott"
by 73029 December 21, 2008
Get the butt assmug. When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
by John December 26, 2003
Get the ass cavemug. by tashay December 28, 2005
Get the hurtin assmug. "you're such a fuck ass!"
"did you just call me a fuck ass?"
"well you can go suck a fuck!"
"oh and how does one suck a fuck?"
"you want me to tell ya?"
"please tell me"
haha sorry got a bit carried away with the donnie darko script. Hah!
"did you just call me a fuck ass?"
"well you can go suck a fuck!"
"oh and how does one suck a fuck?"
"you want me to tell ya?"
"please tell me"
haha sorry got a bit carried away with the donnie darko script. Hah!
by Beca! July 5, 2005
Get the fuck assmug. Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.
by RayX September 15, 2005
Get the kicking assmug. Really high quality stuff, mostly used to discribe weed, but can be used as an adjective for most anything.
by Kate-lin July 9, 2005
Get the dank assmug.