by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017
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by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021
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He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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Get the Chris kun mug.A political candidate that is so far from being mainstream it is not even funny. They, in fact, are the opposite of mainstream. Some might even say he or she is an extremist.
The Mississippi Libertarian Party says they want to be more mainstream. I said good, that must mean they are going to stop flirting with Chris McDaniel.
by fredautonom April 3, 2015
Get the Chris McDaniel mug.A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.
*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.
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