The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...
by CandyFoxx April 13, 2019
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jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
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No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
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