Turntsyndrome

When you so lit you feel a lil icky.

Peyton: Yo Jack you good?
Jack: Nah G I got diagnosed with Turntsyndrome

by Squachnnn October 23, 2023

Turntina

The cunty way of saying turnt.

“I got way too turntina last night”

by Grandpa Gwyn January 21, 2024

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011

Spontaneous Turntuption

The act of turning up unexpectedly

Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption

by Steve Brule April 2, 2015

page turnter

1. A book so good it gets people excessively, sensually, uncontrollably excited to keep turning the pages.

2. The best book review profile on Instagram

"Yo bro, Zadie Smith's new novel is so LIT"
"Yer dude, it's such a PAGE TURNTER"

by page.turnter June 6, 2017

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Chucky Turntablist

The smoothest coolest guy to ever spin a 4:20

Hey did you see that chucky turntablist blaze a 4:20 in Rammy last night ?
Yeah man hes the coolest

by GeorgeFrancis July 31, 2018