turkey run

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

Turkey Run

When you try to fuck 4 girls in 24 hours. A little bit harder than a hat trick.

Yo bro, I thought it was just going to be a hat trick...but then that barber shop chick called me wanting my Dee. I gave it to her. She earned after that fresh cut she gave me. Turkey Run Complete.

by bobertbohnson May 06, 2022

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024

turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.

That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.

by HalfPasty June 21, 2018

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 28, 2021

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier November 28, 2007