athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.
Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.
by HastonVilla October 25, 2013
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your face

the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history
by TheBeatlesRock!! December 24, 2010
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face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.
face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?
by amanda2169 September 28, 2010
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Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.
i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.
by AshBlash333 August 04, 2010
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face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood
As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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sum face

The most amazing insult you could ever give someone. Sum face can be used as a subsitute for cum face.
Parag is such a sum face!
by Chelsee May 07, 2005
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face-canoe

While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.
"Get the fuck away from me you sleaze...you fucking face-canoe!"
by alex thurlow March 09, 2004
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