ceptis face

A term used to describe a seemingly attractive male with a great body paired with a homely face.

"He's kind of a ceptis face."

"What's a ceptis face?"

"You know, everything about him is hot 'cept his face."

by AnnaOj May 3, 2009

Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.

I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Face-ism

A religion in which one beleives that face, the nick-jr. character, is god and will judge all after they die.

"In Face-ism, face judges you 'your going to hell, br br br brrrrrrr'."

by Cluadio October 10, 2008

Yo face

A stupid damn comeback that's fun to use.

Nate: Why are you so ugly?
Olivia: YO FACE!

by Anonymous bitch. May 25, 2016