Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.

Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!

by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025

ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.

Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?

by ogkurama February 2, 2025

Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart

the best all girls school in the dmv. were better that all other schools, especially holten

Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart is awesome

by fdi vxjc ocvj couvfcjxnv jcnvi February 5, 2025

reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 6, 2025

Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 8, 2025

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025