catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"

"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"

by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018

easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.

I got an Easter bunny surprise today!

by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Post-coital surprise

Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.

Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''

by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017