Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014

Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.

I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.

by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017

Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.

Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile

by TheHows August 22, 2010

drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.

Tell us already--drop the rocks!

by エメラルド September 13, 2018

Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020

rick rocked

The opposite of rick rolled. Commonly associated with Rick Astley rock hit ‘Somebody Loves Me.’ This is in no way a trick and is the highest form of flattery know to man.

Steven sent an email the other day and I totally thought I was going to to get Rick rolled, but I totally got Rick Rocked. I never knew Steven cared for me so much.

by Toilet Pizza May 6, 2018

'Nam Rock

A genre comprised of rock used for the soundtracks of old Vietnam War films. Basically CCR songs, but can include songs from other groups from the 60s and 70s.

"Breh, turn of that 'Nam Rock."
"Nah, dude, 'Run Through the Jungle' slaps."

by PeaceFrog112 February 12, 2021