walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

Alibaster Retard

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

by X Typhus X July 20, 2009

remotely retarded

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

mojo retard

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

by bazcazmmaz March 29, 2014

Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.

The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.

by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex

When a man, laying flat on his back, is having sex with a women who is sitting on top and facing forward. Right at the very moment when the man is about/during to cum, the woman surprises the man with a full force punch to the solar plexus, aka the middle of the chest. This with cause the mans face to contort and his arms to pull into his chest; like a retarded T-Rex.

It was Stacie man, she pulled a Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex on me last night and I haven't been able to breath right since.

by Genis9000 March 12, 2011

Retarded Animal Babies

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.

"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!

by Yaziyo December 28, 2005