Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

by patricklover101 July 14, 2021

Patrick

Stupid ginger and loves potatoes

Fuck Patrick he is ginger

by Thumb69420 August 5, 2021

Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

patricks prickly sea pickle

breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?

definition: prickly sea pickle //

pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el

"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"

"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"

by theold October 27, 2021

patrick morin

Patrick Morin is a boy who does sexual activities to the homies with no consent. he's white, has brown hair, is not hansome and has the smallest dick known to mankind

your such a patrick morin

by sususu 757t493430 November 1, 2021

patrakiyah

the baddest b-tch on planet earth. well-spoken, humble, independent, and one of a kind. she’ll take yo n-gga in a quick second with her looks, then send him back to you when she’s thru. everyone loves her. she’s just as sweet as pie.

boy 1: who that girl is over there?
boy 2: oh thats patrakiyah
boy 1: *faints*

by patrakiyah November 10, 2021