We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!
by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020
Get the World's best dad!mug. by Bromie74 July 22, 2021
Get the Hairy dad gamesmug. A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.
Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018
Get the Dos Dad Samsmug. by dadilluminatu2012 November 12, 2011
Get the yeah dad yeahmug. the best gamers ever bred usually starting with the letter F later on given daddy from pwning noob gamers
by franko 23 March 8, 2009
Get the F dad Emug. A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
Get the Dousche Bag Dadmug. by Marzipan March 26, 2003
Get the Soz Mam/Dadmug.