matthew swinarski

A usually gay,retarded, and jewish boy that looks very unatractive

Dude, dont be a Matthew Swinarski

matthew swinarski by El potato succ December 20, 2016

matthew’s dick 

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

matthew’s dick by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

Matthew 10:43 

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time

I think my favorite bible verse is Matthew 10:43! It’s so true!

Matthew 10:43 by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022

matthew gray gubler

weirdo

Person 1: Did you see matthew gray gubler new movie?

Person 2: No I didn’t because his movies are trash besides Alvin and the chipmunks

matthew gray gubler by jhope luvr August 30, 2021

matthew peterson 

Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes

Omg it’s a Matthew Peterson!!!

matthew peterson by Fazebanksbro69 December 27, 2017

Matthew Eaglestone 

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual

MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

Matthew Eaglestone by aqxa on yt April 21, 2022

matthew fernandes 

A sexy man who likes a girl named Tori

Matthew fernandes is a sexy man who jacks himself off

matthew fernandes by Cormax August 8, 2019