Black Magic 2 

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game

Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY

Black Magic 2 by Sircachetes May 3, 2023

Crocodile magic shit 

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

Crocodile magic shit by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

The "Magic word(s)" 

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

The "Magic word(s)" by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023

The Magic Mango 

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

The Magic Mango by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

ace magic 

An extreme form of bukkake practiced largely among the swinging community. Also, often used in casual conversation for swingers to identify eachother.

I watched as Jim, Tom and Harry gave my wife the ace magic last night.

Do you like ace magic?

ace magic by ThommmmyBoyz November 8, 2023

A Magic School Bus 

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

UwU Magic 

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~

Youtube Superchat:
Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*

UwU Magic by TheGreenDeath#EUW January 16, 2024