Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut

Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012

mexican sweetshop

occurs when one soils him or herself in the morning and work an entire day without changing clothes.

Brian went to the bathroom in his pants this morning but didn't have time to change so ended up working in a mexican sweetshop all day.

by Brisket cous cous September 9, 2013

The Mexican Landgrab

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture

That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012