Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

Self-liberating

What females who claim to be female's liberators often are.

Aileen Cust was everything the female's liberator wanted to be, but wasn't. There was too much suspicion about the females liberator's life to be ignored, and really she was the self-liberating, self-serving kind of person.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2019

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.

I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!

by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

by okok221 January 28, 2022