lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*
How tf
*Eagle snatches child*
How tf
by Ncthh5 June 12, 2022

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.
Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
-
Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
-
Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."
Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."
Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"
Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."
Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

It Basically addresses one’s stupidity and by asking “how you feel? “ it is the same thing as saying “you feel dumb don’t you ?”
by The real definitions of urband November 3, 2021

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
