DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
by PeeBee February 15, 2004
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Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,
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Get the 3 fingers mug."Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.
"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."
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