February 17

The finesttt girl are born on this day. Their usually super fine and short and have great style. They are the funniest too

Girl: “I was born on February 17”
Anyone: “Marry me”

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February 4th “Gay Day”

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips.

Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!

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Suziekins: Hey, it's that day of the year!!
Friend: What day?
Suziekins: You know! It's Supreetha's birthday. It's February 18th duh 🙄

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Black people. February fellas are black people.

Ah it’s that time of year again! It’s the month of history for those February fellas!

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National Johnny Day

A day for all boys named Johnny. Make sure to tell your favorite Johnny, 'Happy Johnny day!'

Evan: "Wow its February 10th, I can't believe it's National Johnny day!"

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National Johnny Day, this is a day to celebrate all the Johnny's of the world. Make sure to tell your favorite Johnny how much you love them!

Evan: "Wow, it's February 10th, I wish I could tell Johnny 'Happy National Johnny Day'."

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all girls cant say no to a boy for 24 hours

February 3rd is the day ive been waiting for all year

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