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England

is his city and the sun is his planet
by Xilafist August 21, 2023
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English Class

The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem
by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023
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English Gun salute

A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧
Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard
by Wyictonary August 29, 2023
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English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.
"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."
by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023
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English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
by toejerk October 9, 2023
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Englishionaire

Adjective someone who is rich in valuable English vocabulary.
I am an Englishionaire.

She is such an Englishionaire, that people stammer while speaking English in front of her.
by EmmyPopa October 13, 2023
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English girl

Also known as English-lover, English-loving girl
Loves the language English, very possibly a bookworm and logophile, language enthusiast,

uses long words
Probably has really good English grades

(Can alternatively mean a girl from England)
Some say "every Math boy needs his English girl", do you agree?
That girl who gets straight A+ in English...she's obviously an English girl
by anonymous October 19, 2023
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