David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

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David’s Mom

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.

Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom

by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021

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David Ethan

when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep

Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.

by Hintai January 1, 2012

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David Keenan

Peg legged monkey who's wank at fortnite

That David Keenan kid hum dings

by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018

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David Martinez

David Martinez Is A Nerd And Everyone Knows Him He Is Cute And Is Smart

Girl 1: David Martinez Is So Smart
Girl 2: Thats True!

by GeniusTheThird April 30, 2022

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David Smith

Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.

....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.

by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021

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