fatty daddy

A noun for a fat vagina

said in beyonce song drunk in love "cant keep yo eyes of my fatty daddy i want you na naaaa

Aye bro i was in her fatty daddy all night

by Drizzysquad45 April 9, 2014

chaddy daddy

Chaddy Daddy is the one of the most daddiest people on this planet. As soon as you see him you'll wish he was your daddy too. He's definitely a cuddler but he gets cranky pretty easy. Known to get freaky and will always tell you to "give it to me." Loves him some lil' boys #sayit.

Guy: "Guys I think that's Chaddy Daddy over there"
Me: "I wish he was MY daddy"

by Imthedirtiestdan April 23, 2018

plant daddy

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.

Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018

Mack Daddy

A major major pimping person.

Julia Eggleston and Chuck Norris can both be concidered "mack daddys."

by Hlna Lrna March 26, 2008

daddy fish

a type of poop first discovered in Pennsauken, NJ

Mommy, my poop is a daddy fish!

by Mr. Daddy Fish November 14, 2010

Laddy Daddy

Handsome and desirable (in their opinion) fathers who frequent the 'to be seen in' coffee houses on Saturday mornings, accompanied by little people they barely recognise. Laddy Daddys just occassionally glance up from the sports pages long enough to ensure that their brood stop short of actually assaulting anyone, but on the whole regard their children simply as a lure for liaisons with passing females who find perky, branded infants irresistable.

Starbucks was a zoo that morning. Stuffed full of Laddy Daddys and their designer entourage.

by Definition Di January 16, 2009