A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.
Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
by poorprogamming July 8, 2017
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by singleton October 13, 2008
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Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022
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hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022
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I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the Coffee neck mug.Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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