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Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.
Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?
by valorcco June 19, 2010
mugGet the Hoboken car washmug.

Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
by lug33 March 17, 2010
mugGet the Unsolicited Car Bonermug.

Muscle Car

A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.
Man, Muscle Car is so cool.
by Xxbfmvpoison January 1, 2012
mugGet the Muscle Carmug.

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.
I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.
by nick_g July 6, 2010
mugGet the key (ones) carmug.

Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland
That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.
mugGet the Dirty Car Washmug.

Flaming Cable Car

The act of passing gas in an elevator and then stepping out and sending it on to the next unsuspecting user of said elevator.
John walks into an elevator, passes gas, and then steps off and allows it to go to the next floor where Cindy is waiting, thus becoming a victim of the Flaming Cable Car.
by MattEvans November 3, 2011
mugGet the Flaming Cable Carmug.

clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.
"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"
by missjade July 23, 2012
mugGet the clown car cuntmug.

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