Coughing Up Dust

To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.

Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.

by Sillynilley August 15, 2011

coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

by Horrorfyre October 31, 2013

Couch Invader

Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.

"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Couchdate

When you cuddle on the couch with your significant other watching TV or movies or something for several hours at a time (usually until you go to sleep, or move on to other activities).

Lynch: Dude, how did last night go with Jenny?
English: It was a pretty sweet couchdate, watched Dazed and Confused, Predators, and uh, about 30 minutes of Anchorman.
Lynch: What'd you do after Anchorman?

English: Hahahahahaha, you'll learn when you're older.

by Lynchings January 5, 2011

Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

Couch Diva

A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.

He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.

"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."

by mophie May 8, 2014