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Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies
1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!
by NeonJelly November 22, 2011
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Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
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candy zip

a method of caffeine ingestion that involves mixing raw caffeine powder with a packet of sugar/artificial sweetener
person1: yoo, me and bill are tryna candyflip today, u down?
person2: naahh, i gotta work today. tired af, might candy zip later
by dont use your real name lol April 26, 2023
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Derp Candy

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
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Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger
by Rissthecunbaby December 29, 2021
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candy becker

A very good mother who shows love and support towards her kids.
Your mother is such a Candy Becker.
My mom is a Candy Becker
by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022
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candy hour

Candy Hour is the supreme hour of the day for shooting photography and video. It is created by the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the refraction and scattering of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. This lighting makes colors illuminate across the sky and reflect its candy like glow onto the ground below.
We filmed our surf session during candy hour. Dude, you get the best barrels during candy hour!
by Candy Hour November 22, 2016
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