burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger

A burger that comes with a deviled egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Burger King Gutter Slut

A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"

Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.

Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.

by hennessey413 October 4, 2009

peanut butter burger

A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.

My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.

by Rodney'sJeremy January 29, 2014

Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

by @Tex February 3, 2019

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018