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Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
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Let's go brandon

This word was originally used by a woman who thought the crowd was cheering "let's go brandon"

The crowd was actually cheering 'fuck Joe Biden'

Hence is used by people generally republicans and conservtives to basically say 'fuck Joe Biden'
by Moose in Canada December 7, 2022
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck
Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr
by Big boy virgin October 7, 2019
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Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.
by God Hands September 7, 2025
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