Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.

My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.

by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Boner Riser

to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.

There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.

by redraider67 March 13, 2015

boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub

Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure

by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down

"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner

by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015