Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.

"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"

by Top5BruhMoment October 14, 2019

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner November 11, 2015

Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 04, 2019

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

by Madigan90 December 22, 2016

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii April 30, 2015

robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.

"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"

by VTheTank December 30, 2013