a person who loves minecraft and absolutky sucks at fortnite and hes on the right of me and has some ugly ass gofer glasses
by mbhbbsdkb January 25, 2024

When family members, friends or co-workers decide to settle an argument between themselves by betting on the outcome of an event or playing a game, where the loser(s) of the bet or game must pay a bill (e.g. phone or cable bill) of the winner's choosing as the prize for winning the contest.
by Billplay.com December 15, 2011

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

by VTCROW September 14, 2021

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Billing (verb): The manipulative act of gaslighting another person by deceitfully convincing them that substantial monetary obligations are owed, creating a false narrative or illusion of debt for personal gain or control.
by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024
