picking up a pound of beef 

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

picking up a pound of beef by volcom186 November 5, 2003

Roast Beef Residual 

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

Roast Beef Residual by sognatore87 January 8, 2010

roast beef 

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme of of possible possible of a woman's labia minora. It is characterized by a wavy shape of the labia with many wrinkles and fine crevices.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "rose petal."

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor labia near the rose petal end of the spectrum, there is nothing "gross" or "weird" about roast beef. Every vulva is a unique and special part of every women.

Other terms that describe the form of a women's labia include "innie" and "outie," both referring to whether or not the labia minora protrude from the labia majora.

Be it roast beef or rose petal, it's the texture inside that counts.

roast beef by DisposableONE December 4, 2007

start beef 

startin trouble or sumtin

y u fuckin startin beef fo'?

start beef by buffting_2k November 8, 2003

roast beef sandwich 

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"

Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

roast beef sandwich by tayfromthebay July 25, 2006

Stu-beef 

man who with his size and mind is loved by all, feared but those who deserve it, and loved by the ladys who know wassup...

one who has the skill to lead a nation into a chillin future.

StuBeeeeeeeeeeef!!! You the man Stubeef.
Only someone like stubeef can take care of this sh*t.

Stu-beef by StuBeef May 3, 2005

squeaky beef 

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.

I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

squeaky beef by webster _c January 31, 2007