Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.

by Disconazi March 16, 2015

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

Pig Baiting

The act of seeking out plus sized women to bang. Rather than you chasing the fatty, you lure them out with promises of sexual attention and delicious treats.

"Me and Frank are going Pig Baiting this weekend. You should come join."

by DuganXM September 4, 2015

Cock Biting Asshole

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do

"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"

by JFG InstaKill October 24, 2015

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

by Dich September 22, 2016