Book a flight to Istanbul

In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

the supreme holy book

the holy book of hypebeastism

Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"

by xellkkk June 6, 2018

booked

Out of it, Rough

"Tom was looking booked today"
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.

I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.

by anonymous December 12, 2020