Stoner Boner 

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

Stoner Boner by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

stoner boner 

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

stoner boner by killachronic August 28, 2005

HOOAH boner 

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

HOOAH boner by bishop323 October 6, 2011

bendy boner 

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.

That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.

bendy boner by bdben February 2, 2015

Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge 

A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.

Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!

Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011

Skyrim boner 

The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.

"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"

"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."

Skyrim boner by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011

Female Boner 

When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.

Just the sight of Brett Lawrie gives me a major female boner!!!

Female Boner by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011