man bacon

an incredibly tan thin and muscular guy.
Term coined when on lifeguard duty. A hot guy walked up fitting this discription and oddly resemble crispy bacon; brown and ripply. Hence the term, "man bacon"
Also used for any cute or attractive man.

"Gee, did you see him? He was some man bacon fo' sure!" or "mmmm. Man bacon."

by guardess November 13, 2004

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bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

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Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

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