guardess's definitions

man bacon

an incredibly tan thin and muscular guy.
Term coined when on lifeguard duty. A hot guy walked up fitting this discription and oddly resemble crispy bacon; brown and ripply. Hence the term, "man bacon"
Also used for any cute or attractive man.

"Gee, did you see him? He was some man bacon fo' sure!" or "mmmm. Man bacon."

by guardess November 13, 2004