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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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Alabama

OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!
Alabama is overrated!!!
by Dfrdffffff October 10, 2020
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Alabama

The only place where your sister, wife and cousin are the same person
Son: “Dad why is my Aunt and Mom the same person?”
Dad: “SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by GhostlyDucky October 19, 2020
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alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.
John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to
by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017
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Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
by Fzx911 April 3, 2017
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alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age
Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now
by Cathy's peters wife April 4, 2017
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Alabama Hot Pan

when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...
by thefactdude April 20, 2017
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