Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Alabama Sandwich

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.

I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!

by qt49 June 17, 2021

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Alabama Mixing Bowl

An incestuous full fluid bukkake.

I had an alabama mixing bowl last night. It was great!

by Alamaba man July 29, 2022

Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

Alabama Mudbath

A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.

I performed an Alabama Mudbath for 3 hours straight.

by History Inc. March 16, 2011

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025