Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad

his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.

by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017

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Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by 7568ino February 10, 2024

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Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 26, 2022

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