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Dire Dire Dated

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"
by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025
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marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
by southbronxems August 6, 2007
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date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.
Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.
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club dating

When two people are exclusive to each other ONLY in the nightlife; if they’re at the club, best believe they’re hand in hand, but the second they go home there’s nothing there.
You hear about Sterling and Amberly? They’re club dating and they don’t even have each other’s numbers!
by JulianTheGamer October 8, 2022
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date date

A date date is not just a casual date, whereby the participants get just a drink or a coffee to get to know eachother.
A date date is where the participants go out for a proper dinner and can dress all fancy 👗 🤵 ♂️
Daisy and Samuel went on a date date where they had some great food and an awesome time!

Daisy said it was the best date date she'd ever had because Samuel was just the most awesome guys she'd ever met in her life!
A date date usually end with a sleepover sleepover 😘
by Soliver November 26, 2021
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date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").
Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.
by synchrogal October 16, 2010
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Anti-date

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.
Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"
by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019
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