Potato Sack

During Anal intercourse, the man-or the pitcher- sticks his ball sack rather than his shaft into the catcher's butthole.

"So did you guys have sex last night?"
"We were going to have anal, instead he just gave me a potato sack."

by Thomas DeHart May 29, 2008

Potato Chipping

Verb: The shape a trampoline forms when you are trying to assemble it. It is extremely hard to flatten out during the assembly process, especially in the blistering Florida sun. This condition causes heavy perspiration and continuous cursing.

While assembling the trampoline on Christmas morning, we could not stop the trampoline from potato chipping. After several failed attempts to straighten it out, we decide to consume heavily.

by Orra December 21, 2012

Vadge Potato

Something shoved in a vagina for over a month and is released by a queef.

Person 1: Dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My girlfriend farted out a vadge potato while we were fucking last night.
Person 2: Gnarly.
Person 1: I know right. I dumped that bitch.

by Trippy T September 15, 2011

sorty potato

Derived from the phrase ‘Sort’ (good looking) but not just any sort .. you are obviously yum.. therefore Becoming a SORTY POTATO

First established by Joey Essex.

Also not to be confused with ‘salty potato’ (very different Conor)

“CORR SHES A SORTY POTATO”

by Gee94 January 30, 2020

potato-killings

the eating of a human that happens to involve their death being similar to that of a potato.

>OMG..... STOP EATING ME, ILL DIE LIKE A POTATO!!!

>"breaking news, we have just gotten calls from local police discussing the newest potato-killings"

>GASPPPP

by POTATOeater. August 08, 2009

Full Potato

When a person drinks too much, exits a party / place of entertainment early, empties the contents of their stomach in their bedroom. The vomit has to sit on the bed sheets, in shoes, carpets and on oneself to count.

Mr. Smith had too good a night, this was evidenced by him going full potato!

by Man of the night August 02, 2017

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone!

Person 1 "Reem hasn't posted a long on Instagram... "
Person 2 "Yeah it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM April 16, 2016