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Best Friends Fall in Love 

They tell you they love you, and They prove it to you. Both you and them see and know that there is a spark somewhere, but don't know what to call it. Is it a relationship? Could it be FWB? (Friends With Benefits) No. It seems to be like between more then "just friends", but not a sexual feeling. Having no problem with calling the other babe or baby or hun. Feeling safe when being around one another. Always missing each other. Wanting to be with one another all the time. Questioning if your friend loves you as much as they say they do, also in the same manner. That weird feeling that makes you all tingly inside. That feeling that confuses the hell out of you because you just can't seem to figure out quit what it is. Frustrating you so much that you don't know what to do or how to respond to this questioning feeling. Its that feeling when you can be annoying towards one another, get mad, enjoy there presence, cuddle with them, tell them your deep and darkest secrets, complain to them, and even sometimes being speechless towards them. The one thing that brings two friends closer together, that thing that they cherish the most is love for each other. Love for your best friend.
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Beat Off Coma 

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
Beat Off Coma by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat by the gods 

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.
Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

Best Barometer 

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

beat a bitch ass day 

Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!
that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

best friend and beyond 

A best friend and beyond is more than just a best friend with benefits. It's beyond love, beyond sex, beyond a soul connection and beyond best friends!

A best friend and beyond is loyal and you have the commitment of being monogamous! It is a non traditional relationship with a twist of traditional!

A best friend and beyond always has your back and you don't pick a best friend and beyond lightly! It can't be just anybody that can be your best friend and beyond, so be on the alert!

It surpasses any non traditional relationship you've ever experienced or heard about!

It is The EPITOME of relationships!

This type of relationship demands loyalty, faithfulness, respect, commitment, honesty, communication and trust! This relationship is only for the hard core loyal people out there not for fakes and snakes.

You won't regret having a best friend and beyond!