Post-Shit

A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)

Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean

"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"

by ddcorreia June 5, 2025

Aidan Shit

When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.

Damn man! I gotta take an Aidan Shit! I’m so fucking late!

by tfox64 January 28, 2023

Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.

Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!

by Gandgty January 12, 2022

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

Thugging that shit out

The cure to man’s loneliness

Fag 1 - yo bro you good

Fag 2 - yeah I’m thugging that shit out

by One stupid ass nigga November 12, 2023

Bring Shit Down

To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit

"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon

by KillaDrew June 15, 2010

Shit

What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.

Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.

by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025