shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

Shit

Something that comes out yo ass🍑

Chris: yeooooooo somebody taking a shit

by LightSkinLandan January 12, 2020

unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

Shit

Something that is of no worth or much worth, or just a pile of cow defication.

Get away from my shit!

by CyprusKitty June 8, 2017