Variant of “I shit you not”
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Scenario 1 (dodge an accusation)
Guy 1: "Didn't you literally say you hate women?"
Guy 2: "I guess I did?"
Scenario 2 (downplay something that may or may not have happened)
Guy 1: "Remember when I asked out the huzz, and she genuinely said yes, and we went on a date?"
Guy 2: "I guess you asked out the huzz?" or "I guess that's what happened?"
Guy 1: "Didn't you literally say you hate women?"
Guy 2: "I guess I did?"
Scenario 2 (downplay something that may or may not have happened)
Guy 1: "Remember when I asked out the huzz, and she genuinely said yes, and we went on a date?"
Guy 2: "I guess you asked out the huzz?" or "I guess that's what happened?"
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It's a direct quote from the character Walter White from Breaking Bad:
Hank has a drink with Walt and goes on a monologue about his old job of tagging trees to be cut down.
Hank says, “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”. After a long pause Walt replies, “I used to love to go camping”.
Should only be used on e.g toxic people who traumadump on you, or people who've seen Breaking Bad way too much and will partly be in on the "joke".
It's a direct quote from the character Walter White from Breaking Bad:
Hank has a drink with Walt and goes on a monologue about his old job of tagging trees to be cut down.
Hank says, “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”. After a long pause Walt replies, “I used to love to go camping”.
Should only be used on e.g toxic people who traumadump on you, or people who've seen Breaking Bad way too much and will partly be in on the "joke".
Annoying person: So long story short, he kept cheating on me for 5 more years, and after all this mess I'm completely through with dating.
You: Yeah, I used to love to go camping.
You: Yeah, I used to love to go camping.
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